See here’s the thing. Mine are boring results, because I was honest with the exception of saying I exercise. I was a college soccer player for 4 years, and I can’t let go of the fact that I’m not a true athlete anymore. Right or wrong, I’m taking it. Though you may render my words untrue, understand that my effort is not to look like an all around bad A, but to simply question the integrity of these quizzes. With that said, I’m going to make the following statements:

-I’ve taken on 20+ five-year-olds, along with a gym full of 6-14 year-olds (up to 120 of them).
-My body would likely feed zero cannibals, and for various reasons. The first and most obvious reason, I’m made of steel (actually a synthetic complex of modified steel content, titanium-like weight and cubic zirconium finish–this results in lower production costs, preservation of natural resources and all around versatility). The second reason my body would likely feed NO cannibals is the “Bambi” concept. Normally, most hunters wouldn’t have actually killed Bambi simply because of Bambi’s youth and downright cute-ness. It’s harder to destroy something when it’s just so darn precious.
-39 days of survival in my home doesn’t take into account the mental resources expended when living with the ‘rents (and 4 other people) after a 5-year term of collegiate independence.

However, you accomplished your goal Josiah. I already commented.

Back by popular demand, I’ll be posting on my blog momentarily.