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		<title>Flip&#8217;n'Jog</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/10/06/flipnjog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:22:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
		
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Shelby Cook, of http://www.shelbmeister.com, issued a challenge that we try to Jog with our flips. Caleb White, of http://www.cabeeb.com and I couldn&#8217;t refuse.
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Shelby Cook, of <a href="http://www.shelbmeister.com">http://www.shelbmeister.com</a>, issued a challenge that we try to Jog with our flips. Caleb White, of <a href="http://www.cabeeb.com">http://www.cabeeb.com</a> and I couldn&#8217;t refuse.</p>
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		<title>Birthday Extravaganza</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/10/01/birthday-extravaganza/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Butt Punches</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/09/24/butt-punches/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 08:39:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Nectar</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/09/18/nectar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 05:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[My boyo&#8217;s at Fuor and I are phasing out the web devlopment and working on something new. Partnering up with new broseph Dave Onkels and long-time broseph Aaron Harp, we&#8217;re planning on taking over the world with our new project, Nectar.
We recorded our first weekend of development for the sake of history. Enjoy.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My boyo&#8217;s at <a href="http://www.fuor.de">Fuor</a> and I are phasing out the web devlopment and working on something new. Partnering up with new broseph <a href="http://www.daveonkels.com">Dave Onkels</a> and long-time broseph <a href="http://www.aaronharp.com">Aaron Harp</a>, we&#8217;re planning on taking over the world with our new project, <a href="http://www.tastynectar.com">Nectar</a>.</p>
<p>We recorded our first weekend of development for the sake of history. Enjoy.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a New Day</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/07/26/its-a-new-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 10:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m in an interesting new phase of life. I&#8217;ve been moving around this here Earth for two months shy of 25 years, and in all the days I can remember, I can&#8217;t recall another time where my breath seemed so sweet.
My life has taken a turn into the broad unknown and my heart, in feeling [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m in an interesting new phase of life. I&#8217;ve been moving around this here Earth for two months shy of 25 years, and in all the days I can remember, I can&#8217;t recall another time where my breath seemed so sweet.</p>
<p>My life has taken a turn into the broad unknown and my heart, in feeling it, is filled with wonder, even joy. My thoughts, my dreams, my passions, my goals, my friends, my life; everything is seasoned with something new, something yet untasted.</p>
<p>In the past month, as I have pressed through the daily grind of what you might call a relatively average American life (incredible blessing in and of itself), I have had the feeling of a new light of hope just over the next hill. A green pasture that I won&#8217;t want to leave, a lofty field of dreams, if you can find it in yourself to endure the phrase.</p>
<p>Vague though it may be, this is an image of my heart, and the only one I think I can paint right now.</p>
<p>I have a new sense of direction, and new motivations to drive me.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t really have much more to say, other than to share my excitement of this nameless joy that has come into my life, and strong though these words may be, I feel confident in their digital declaration, and more if you&#8217;re around me in the coming days.</p>
<p>I am continually amazed that at the end of pain, or challenge, life more sweet can be seen to grow. I love learning from my mistakes, and though I surely wish I had never made many of them, I would not trade the knowledge that comes with them for a lifetime of peace.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll try to keep the updates frequent as the new sights come into view.</p>
<p>&#8220;For from Him and through Him and to Him are all things. To Him be the glory forever. Amen.&#8221;<br />
<strong>Romans 11:36</strong></p>
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		<title>A picture is worth a thousand hospital bills</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/07/13/a-picture-is-worth-a-thousand-hospital-bills/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[My friends and I love taking insane pictures just for the crunk of it. The following are a few shots from our latest outing. We plan on going on another shoot in a few weeks when Josh is back in town, and Shelby and Cameron can make it out. I mostly avoid blogging this sort [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My friends and I love taking insane pictures just for the crunk of it. The following are a few shots from our latest outing. We plan on going on another shoot in a few weeks when <a href="http://www.joshtilford.com">Josh</a> is back in town, and <a href="http://www.4feited.com/">Shelby</a> and Cameron can make it out. I mostly avoid blogging this sort of thing, as Facebook is a nice place to let a good number of people see them, but I just had too much fun with these to not share them here. We kept the action a little tame this time, in the hopes that our next shoot can escalate things. The <a href="http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=10364&amp;l=05668&amp;id=558270704">last time</a> we did this sort of thing, there were many a painful landings. We kept those to a minimum this time, but fear not, we&#8217;ll bring you the pain. We know how much you love it. Sicko freaks.</p>
<p><a class="lightview" rel="gallery[flight]" href="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/300.jpg"><img class="thumbs leftyz" src="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/300Thumb.jpg" alt="fights and flights" /></a></p>
<p><a class="lightview" rel="gallery[flight]" href="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/Death.jpg"><img class="thumbs" src="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/DeathThumb.jpg" alt="fights and flights" /></a></p>
<p><a class="lightview" rel="gallery[flight]" href="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/DoubleDragon.jpg"><img class="thumbs" src="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/DoubleDragonThumb.jpg" alt="fights and flights" /></a></p>
<p><a class="lightview" rel="gallery[flight]" href="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/y0.jpg"><img class="thumbs" src="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/y0Thumb.jpg" alt="fights and flights" /></a></p>
<p><a class="lightview" rel="gallery[flight]" href="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/Kick.jpg"><img class="thumbs" src="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/KickThumb.jpg" alt="fights and flights" /></a></p>
<p><a class="lightview" rel="gallery[flight]" href="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/Meditate1.jpg"><img class="thumbs leftyz" src="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/Meditate1Thumb.jpg" alt="fights and flights" /></a></p>
<p><a class="lightview" rel="gallery[flight]" href="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/Meditate2.jpg"><img class="thumbs" src="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/Meditate2Thumb.jpg" alt="fights and flights" /></a></p>
<p><a class="lightview" rel="gallery[flight]" href="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/Pain.jpg"><img class="thumbs" src="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/PainThumb.jpg" alt="fights and flights" /></a></p>
<p><a class="lightview" rel="gallery[flight]" href="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/pwn3d.jpg"><img class="thumbs" src="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/pwn3dThumb.jpg" alt="fights and flights" /></a></p>
<p><a class="lightview" rel="gallery[flight]" href="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/Spine.jpg"><img class="thumbs" src="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/SpineThumb.jpg" alt="fights and flights" /></a></p>
<p><a class="lightview" rel="gallery[flight]" href="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/SuperMan.jpg"><img class="thumbs leftyz" src="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/SuperManThumb.jpg" alt="fights and flights" /></a></p>
<p><a class="lightview" rel="gallery[flight]" href="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/Uppercut.jpg"><img class="thumbs" src="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/UppercutThumb.jpg" alt="fights and flights" /></a></p>
<p><a class="lightview" rel="gallery[flight]" href="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/War.jpg"><img class="thumbs" src="http://www.josiahplatt.com/images/hospital/WarThumb.jpg" alt="fights and flights" /></a></p>
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		<title>Web Quiz Meme Extravaganza Blog Post Unit</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/07/09/web-quiz-meme-extravaganza-blog-post-unit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:54:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve all seen quizzes like these around the web. You&#8217;re all guilty of wasting 5 minutes of your time to find out if you would make a good bullet sponge at a hippie convention. I decided to swoop in and figure out some other details about myself that are equally as important. You never know [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ve all seen quizzes like these around the web. You&#8217;re all guilty of wasting 5 minutes of your time to find out if you would make a good bullet sponge at a hippie convention. I decided to swoop in and figure out some other details about myself that are equally as important. You never know when you&#8217;ll need to be sure about the length of time you can survive trapped in your home, or what your exact caffeine level is. This stuff is science, people. Science. Proceed to learn more about me that you thought you would in a lifetime. Click any of the result boxes to take the quiz yourself. I&#8217;d love to see how we measure up. This may be the most important blog post I&#8217;ve ever made. Try and keep up.</p>
<div class="holdMe"><a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/space_vacuum"><img src="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/space_vacuum_1_minute_29_seconds.jpg" alt="How long could you survive in the vacuum of space?" /></a>
<p class="floatMe">This is one of the more useful of these quizzes I deem meme. When I was a babe I was always stumbling out of airlocks. It&#8217;s handy to know exactly how long I could survive were it to happen again, even if I didn&#8217;t have that &#8220;can breathe in space&#8221; power I&#8217;ve come to love.</p>
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<div class="holdMe"><a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/robot"><img src="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/robot_pass_my_score_63.jpg" alt="Name That Robot" /></a>
<p class="floatMe">Be aware that as you take this test, you&#8217;re not only testing your knowledge as an expert on the world&#8217;s robots, but also increasing the suspicion that you are a robot yourself. Everyone knows that robots are familiar with each other. If you see anyone with a percentage higher than mine (I am obviously not a robot), be on the lookout for other potential evidence that supports them being a robot, such as denying the existence of robots, or the consumption of old people&#8217;s medicine. Also, if you&#8217;re afraid of robot attack, I recommend <a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/2340/saturday-night-live-old-glory">Old Glory Robot Insurance</a>.</p>
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<div class="holdMe"><a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/code"><img src="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/code_83.jpg" alt="Name That Code" /></a>
<p class="floatMe">Nothing says, &#8220;Hey everyone, I&#8217;m in the mood for social suicide,&#8221; like blatantly admitting you even know what a programming language is, let alone how many different languages you can visually identify. Even in today&#8217;s technically progressive world, the nerd is still a bit of a social outcast, having only recently climbed out of the &#8220;I don&#8217;t know what girls look like&#8221; pit and into the &#8220;circle circle dot dot&#8221; one. By my calculations, that puts us just above 4th graders, and likely in today&#8217;s <em>sexually</em> progressive world, behind a large portion of them. To draw your attention away from my this blight on my person, I direct your attention to <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_16373_patheticon-8-geek-conventions-god-never-intended.html">these people</a>. Not to trample on anyone&#8217;s hobbies or dreams, but holy crap, we need limits people.</p>
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<div class="holdMe"><a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/trapped"><img src="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/trapped_25_days.jpg" alt="How Long Could You Survive Trapped In Your Own Home?" /></a>
<p class="floatMe">Though this is handy to know, I&#8217;m not sure how accurate this test is, as I recently tried trapping myself in my apartment for 6 hours and nearly died. I think I might need to replace my A/C filter; I kinda thought the &#8220;Poisonous Shroud&#8221; brand might be a bit more than just an appealing name.</p>
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<div class="holdMe"><a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/cannibal_lunch"><img  src="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/cannibal_lunch_14_cannibals.jpg" alt="How many cannibals could your body feed?" /></a>
<p class="floatMe">In case any of my ministerially-minded friends are considering a life of ministry to the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korowai">Korowai </a>tribe, I thought I&#8217;d include this one. I&#8217;m going to assume that the test is somehow aware of my lean build and took into account that they would likely turn me into strips of beef jerky. Hence the high-seeming number I could feed. I tell you, these quizzes are getting smarter every day.</p>
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<div class="holdMe"><a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/caffeine"><img  src="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/caffeine_near_death__delusions_of_godlike_power.jpg" alt="The Caffeine Click Test - How Caffeinated Are You?" /></a>
<p class="floatMe">I&#8217;m going to take the rant path with this one and say that I dearly hope that God&#8217;s power is not limited to clicking a mouse at an extremely high rate of speed. I would have preferred something like &#8220;Dear God, someone call an ambulance&#8221; or &#8220;This person is in need of divine intervention, or he will die due to heart palpitations and brain explosion.&#8221;  That way you can bring God into it <em>and</em> more accurately classify a person with as much coffee in them as I often have.</p>
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<div class="holdMe"><a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/hate_myspace"><img  src="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/hate_myspace_is_beyond_comprehension.jpg" alt="How Much Do You Hate Myspace?" /></a>
<p class="floatMe">The only reason I&#8217;m including this one is that expressing my actual opinion would be far too vulgar for the clean world wide web that we all live in and enjoy. I loathe myspace more than I can express with words. Some suggested reading, in case you desire more insight: <em>The Psychology of Hate</em> by Robert Sternberg (Ed.), <em>Hatred: The Psychological Descent into Violence</em> by Willard Gaylin, <em>Why We Hate</em> by Jack Levin, and <em>I Hate The Sydney Roosters</em> by Nick Politis. I will also take this time to once again recommend all my fellow Firefox users out there the best plugin yet made: <a href="https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/6067">Am I On Myspace?</a> You&#8217;re welcome.</p>
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<p class="floatMe">I was already aware that I can kick some serious ass, this test just confirms it. I could probably take out an entire classroom at just about any elementary school around. This is likely the most relevant quiz of all that I&#8217;ve listed here, as you never know when you&#8217;ll either need to reprimand a large group of 5 year olds (by kicking the sweet living crap out of them), <em>or</em> when a large <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp0HjSaBYEo">5 year old zombie uprising</a> might occur. Be ready my friends. Be ready.</p>
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		<title>Home Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 17:26:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[As of this writing, I am back in the town I affectionately call home; Allen, TX. I&#8217;ve been in Garland for the last 6 months (good gravy I&#8217;m glad I only signed a 6 month lease), and I&#8217;m quite pleased to be back in A-Town.
Garland wasn&#8217;t really all that bad, it just didn&#8217;t feel like [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As of this writing, I am back in the town I affectionately call home; Allen, TX. I&#8217;ve been in Garland for the last 6 months (good gravy I&#8217;m glad I only signed a 6 month lease), and I&#8217;m quite pleased to be back in A-Town.</p>
<p>Garland wasn&#8217;t really all that bad, it just didn&#8217;t feel like home. The only solid things it had going for it were proximity to friends I don&#8217;t get to see so often (leave it to <a href="http://meaganclaire.com">Miss Claire</a> to move to Hawaii just when I move 10 feet from her house, and to move back right when I bail. I wonder if she&#8217;s trying to tell me something&#8230;), a shorter drive to my old place of work, and a <a href="http://www.lifetimefitness.com">Lifetime Fitness</a> (the kingdom of physical activity) directly across the street.</p>
<p>Aside from those things, it wasn&#8217;t worth much. The people (that I didn&#8217;t already know) were relatively unfriendly, the environment felt generally messy, and we -did- have our door <a href="http://josiahplatt.com/2008/03/22/senseofsecurity-null/">kicked in</a> by a curious local.</p>
<p>I suppose I should take a moment to admit that I didn&#8217;t quite take advantage of the friendly proximity that I mentioned above. While I did find some new cronies at Lifetime, I didn&#8217;t hang out with Will (hero), as much as I would have liked, and <a href="http://onemilliondollarman.com/">Shelby</a> was a bit closer too (though only relatively). There should have been more crashings and creative all-nighters. iLament.</p>
<p><a href="http://josiahplatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/balconyBig.jpg" class="lightview" rel='gallery[apt]'><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-106" title=" balcony" src="http://josiahplatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/balcony.jpg" alt="Balcony of Lore" width="225" height="300" /></a>At any rate, I&#8217;m back, I have friendly neighbors, I can see <a href="http://www.cabeeb.com">Caleb</a> and <a href="http://www.ryanloewe.com">Ryan&#8217;s</a> apartment from mine (oh the havoc that will be wreaked), <a href="http://www.vectorlunchbox.com">Charles</a> is less than 5 minutes away, and a whole host of my other friends are within 5 minutes from my door. Add that to the sand volleyball pit below my balcony and a new-found love for home-making, and you&#8217;ll find me pretty pumped.</p>
<p>I went out and bought a bunch of stuff for my balcony, some chairs, tables and a little fountain, and though they&#8217;re nothing special, they&#8217;ve put a fire in me to make my new apt a place people want to be. I&#8217;m all about fellowship, random chillaxin&#8217; and an overall open-door policy. I want my peoples to come in whenever they want, eat what they want and rob me completely blind on a whim. That last bit is a bit of a stretch, but you get the idea. Other than the balcony, my room and bathroom are the only other places that I would call &#8220;finished,&#8221; (pictures following) but the rest will come soon. I&#8217;m rooming with my brother Josh, and we have some plans to make the place sexy.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m hoping as the coming months progress, that I can actually settle in a bit. I know it&#8217;s only an apartment, but at least for the next year, it&#8217;s where I call home. I&#8217;ll keep the updates coming. Look for more <a href="http://josiahplatt.com/category/ipics/">pictures </a>as further apartment sexiness occurs.</p>
<p><a href="http://josiahplatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/books.jpg" class="lightview" rel='gallery[apt]'><img src="http://josiahplatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/room2-225x300.jpg" alt="Me Books" title="Me Books" width="225" height="300" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-107" /></a><a href="http://josiahplatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bed.jpg" class="lightview" rel='gallery[apt]'><img src="http://josiahplatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/room3-225x300.jpg" alt="Me Bed" title="Me Bed" width="225" height="300" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-108" /></a><a href="http://josiahplatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/desk.jpg" class="lightview" rel='gallery[apt]'><img src="http://josiahplatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/room1-225x300.jpg" alt="Me Bed" title="Me Desk" width="225" height="300" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-109" /></a></p>
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		<title>Desktop Tower Defense</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 23:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With this post, I&#8217;m hoping that some of you don&#8217;t already know about what may be one of the most addicting flash games ever developed. Desktop Tower Defense, from Hand Drawn Games is what flash gaming is all about. You build up your defenses, strategically placing and upgrading weapon towers in preparation for the onslaught [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With this post, I&#8217;m hoping that some of you don&#8217;t already know about what may be one of the most addicting flash games ever developed. Desktop Tower Defense, from Hand Drawn Games is what flash gaming is all about. You build up your defenses, strategically placing and upgrading weapon towers in preparation for the onslaught of &#8220;Creeps&#8221; that continually come at you in gradually stronger groups.</p>
<p>The object of the game is to keep the creeps from crossing the board. If you let too many of them through, it becomes obvious that you are worthless on the Creep battlefield, and your term as a weapon tower general is ended. I may have added a bit to that last part, but you get the idea.</p>
<p>Beneath the game you will find some helpful commands and tips to help you stave off your enemies of doom. Read them.</p>

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<td style="width: 100px; font-family: Arial;"><strong>The Goal</strong></td>
<td>Creeps enter from the top and from the left. You must stop them from reaching the other side or you will lose lives. You start with 20 lives, and when they are gone the game is over.</td>
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<td style="font-family: Arial;"><strong>The Pieces</strong></td>
<td><img style="padding: 4px; float: left;" src="http://josiahplatt.com/images/Towers.jpg" alt="" />Towers are used to attack creeps and also to block their path. You buy a Tower by clicking on its image and then clicking somewhere on the map. There are 6 different towers to choose from, each with different abilities. Towers can be improved by buying upgrades.</td>
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<td>Gold is earned by killing creeps, especially the boss creeps which come every 7 levels. You spend Gold on buying Towers and upgrading them.</td>
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<td style="font-family: Arial;"><strong>The Levels</strong></td>
<td>Each level, or &#8216;wave&#8217;, contains 20 creeps (10 on easy) and they arrive every 25 or so seconds. They cannot be stopped. Your only defense is to purchase Towers to attack them. Some waves have special abilities like FAST or FLYING. Also, after every 7th wave is a BOSS wave that is especially hard to kill.</td>
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<td style="font-family: Arial;"><strong>More Help</strong></td>
<td>If you have never played a Tower Defense before try the <a href="http://handdrawngames.com/DesktopTD/Instructions.asp">Quick Start Tutorial</a>.</td>
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<td style="font-family: Arial;"><strong>Keys</strong></td>
<td><strong>1</strong>-<strong>6</strong> selects a Tower &amp; <strong>0</strong> deselects. <strong>U</strong> upgrades the selected Tower. <strong>S</strong> sells the selected Tower. Holding down <strong>Shift</strong> allows you to place multiple Towers one after the other. <strong>Space</strong> to toggle pause.</td>
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<td style="font-family: Arial;"><strong>Sell Timer</strong></td>
<td>It now takes a certain amount of time to sell a tower, the time goes up the more times you sell towers.</td>
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<p>Keep in mind that a highly upgraded tower does a lot more damage than many level 1 towers. Anti-air does what it says on the box, when flying enemies pass your normal towers by and you weep, don&#8217;t come running to me. You can earn a higher score by sending waves early, but be careful not to swamp your maze. &#8216;N&#8217; sends the next level early.</p>
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		<title>Taking the Plunge</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:49:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m leaving my full-time position of nearly 2 and a half years @ Pursuant Group to pursue self-employment. The design agency I run with Brett, Caleb, Charles and Ryan (finish your blog!@#$%^$), entitled Fuor, has been going really well, and it&#8217;s finally time to take the plunge.
I&#8217;ve been a wannabe entrepreneur for as long as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m leaving my full-time position of nearly 2 and a half years @ <a href="http://www.pursuantgroup.com">Pursuant Group</a> to pursue self-employment. The design agency I run with <a href="http://www.bretttilford.com">Brett</a>, <a href="http://www.cabeeb.com">Caleb</a>, <a href="http://www.vectorlunchbox.com">Charles</a> and <a href="http://www.ryanloewe.com">Ryan</a> (finish your blog!@#$%^$), entitled <a href="http://www.fuor.de">Fuor</a>, has been going really well, and it&#8217;s finally time to take the plunge.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been a wannabe entrepreneur for as long as I can remember, with Table Racers in elementary school, which were basically inverted airplanes that you blew gently on to race (25 cents apiece), a locker candy shop in middle school (yeah I was that guy), and randomly assorted businesses and ventures that usually involved <a href="http://www.vectorlunchbox.com">Charles</a> in some way or another. Side note here @Charles: You rock my face d00d. Smart. Sexy. Designer. Sexy Designer. Keep on rockin&#8217;. :)</p>
<blockquote><p>Side note here @<a href="http://www.vectorlunchbox.com">Charles</a>: You rock my face d00d. Smart. Sexy. Designer. Sexy Designer. Keep on rockin&#8217;. :)</p></blockquote>
<p>All that said, I strayed from my entrepreneurial ways for a stint as a Barista at <a href="http://www.starbucks.com">Starbucks</a>, an IT Manager at a TV show called <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0831381/">Designing Texas</a> (where I was also wrangled into an ad designer/video editor position from time to time), a web designer for <a href="http://www.learnvisualstudio.net/">LearnVisualStudio.NET</a>, and most recently as a documented Ninjaneer at Pursuant.</p>
<p>I have been blessed by so many amazing mentors and teachers in my life, and would be nowhere without the support of my friends. My passion for the web really sprang into life when I was but 13 years of age. My best buddy <a href="http://www.cabeeb.com">Cabeeb</a> came over and showed me the wonders of web development courtesy of <a href="http://www.geocities.com">Geocities</a> and Notepad. Sweet mother of all that is good and pure I love that man. Look out Caleb. Major man-crush.</p>
<p>: ahem :</p>
<p>All that man-loving goodness aside, that was a glorious day. I wish I still knew the URL to my Geocities page. I go on a hunt for it roughly once a quarter.</p>
<p>From there, I&#8217;ve been mentored over the years by my own desire to learn, and by absolute ninjas like <a href="http://www.danielmall.com">Daniel Mall</a>*, who suffered through so many &#8220;Do you mind looking at this code, and after crying for an hour, telling me what&#8217;s wrong with it?&#8221; conversations he should get a medal for.</p>
<p>Development ninjas coupled with mentors in business like my broseph <a href="http://www.lexlowther.com">Donnie</a>, and Pursuant founder and CEO <a href="http://placematt.blogspot.com/">Matt</a>, have made my education extremely varied, and I&#8217;m looking forward to the future with about as much explosive excitement as this kid:</p>
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<p>Note: That little guy needs a tranquilizer to the neck.</p>
<p>I hope for many things to come, but most of all, I hope that I can pass on some of the impact that my mentors and friends have had on me in my life. I want to not only be a success, but to help those around me be successful as well. My thanks to those that have given their time and love and patience to me over the years, and my special thanks to the <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/josiahplatt/sets/72157604013684197/">people at Pursuant</a>, and especially to <a href="http://placematt.blogspot.com">Matt</a> (twice linked!), Ross (start a blog d00d.) and <a href="http://elmol.wordpress.com/">Jason</a> for their incredibly selfless encouragement to me in the pursuit of Fuor.</p>
<p>A special shout out to one <a href="http://www.michaelmanes.com">Michael Manes</a>, for being on the Dart rail late that Friday night. My life wouldn&#8217;t be the same without our mutual mockery of that would-be drunk d00d, and for the job that you got me soon after. Love you man. I&#8217;d better see some published pages soon, or you&#8217;re gonna get your ass kicked. I&#8217;ve been practicing since we last threw down.</p>
<p>At any rate, I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll post more on the adventures to come. Fuor looks to have a bright future, and I&#8217;m sure we&#8217;ll grow and be stretched as we step out on our own and learn the ways of the Fuorce.</p>
<p><em>*<span style="color: #494949;">I think I&#8217;ve officially reached the &#8220;unhealthy obsession&#8221; number of links to the <a href="http://www.danielmall.com">DMallosaurus</a>. Sorry buddy.<br />
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