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		<title>Google U: You Can Be a Web Ninja</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been a front-end web designer/developer for 12 years now, and though &#8220;web developer&#8221; has most often meant &#8220;stupid kid trying to build a website,&#8221; I think I&#8217;ve had the opportunity to pick up some really solid snippets here and there along the way. I never went to school for anything related to computers. The [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-675" title="Why does this image contradict the content of my post? Because this is my website, and I think it's hilarious. Sue me." src="http://josiahplatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Shcool.jpg" alt=" Shcool" width="360" height="275" />I&#8217;ve been a front-end web designer/developer for 12 years now, and though &#8220;web developer&#8221; has most often meant &#8220;stupid kid trying to build a website,&#8221; I think I&#8217;ve had the opportunity to pick up some really solid snippets here and there along the way.</p>
<p>I never went to school for anything related to computers. The only class for computing I ever attended was &#8220;Computer Essentials,&#8221; and that was because it was required.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t tell you that so you can think, &#8220;Wow, Josiah must be Mr. Smarty pants.&#8221; I tell you that to encourage you in the pursuit of what you want to learn and do. Particularly in the field of web development and design, you can really take hold of the information available to the public and make major strides towards becoming a practitioner without spending anything more than your time.</p>
<p>One of the best things about the web, outside of <a title="Vader Gets His Christmas Wish" href="http://vaderloveschristmas.ytmnd.com/">Vader getting his Christmas wish</a>, is the proliferation of information.</p>
<p>With the amount of accessible and well-organized information available on the web today, if you want to learn something, you usually can.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s my intro / buildup / preface / whatever. What I really want to share with you today are some extremely valuable resources for web development and design education. These sites have been extremely instrumental in my development as a web nerd.</p>
<p>That said; In the areas of <strong>development</strong> and <strong>design</strong>, here are some of the places online that have brought me to where I am today. This is by no means a comprehensive list, or even a well-organized one. Think of it more as a kick-start:</p>
<h5 class="inPostTitle&quot;">Development</h5>
<p>I&#8217;m a believer in standards-compliant XHTML &amp; CSS development for front-end (visual) development, and PHP for anything and everything back end (functionality). If you want to learn the ways of evil, and go with ASP.NET (Microsuck development stuffs), you&#8217;ll have to go somewhere else. Here you will be pointed to the free world.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-690" title="this is some of the code on the site you're looking at right now! VOODOO!" src="http://josiahplatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/xhtml.jpg" alt="this is some of the code on the site you're looking at right now! VOODOO!" width="315" height="240" />XHTML</strong>: What is it? XHTML stands for: &#8220;Extensible Hypertext Markup Language;&#8221; a reformulation of HTML to conform to the XML specification. Just think of it as a new and shiny specification of HTML. Don&#8217;t let the acronyms scare you. XHTML is an easy to understand and easy to use code. To put it [very] simply:  XHTML is what you write to display your content in a web browser.</p>
<p><strong>XHTML Tutorial</strong><br />
<a href="http://jessey.net/simon/xhtml_tutorial/">http://jessey.net/</a></p>
<p>Simon Jessey, of jessey.net, has provided a 5-step tutorial covering the basics of XHTML 1.0 (this stuff comes in specifications). If you go there, and learn something, think about donating some change to him for his efforts (you can do that on his home page).</p>
<p>A side-note here: this tutorial is the perfect example of why the web is such a great place to learn; a freely-offered, community-created tutorial to get you on your way. : happy sigh : Sometimes the interwebs are just win.</p>
<p><strong>W3Schools (HTML)</strong><br />
<a href="http://www.w3schools.com/html/html_intro.asp">http://www.w3schools.com/html/html_intro.asp</a></p>
<p>This might arguably be considered the more legit place to learn web stuffs, and I recommend browsing through the W3 Schools for almost everything you want to learn. I lean more towards personal tutorials, as they often have an easier-to-understand feel about them. That&#8217;s not to take away from professional stuff at all. There are a ton of hot resources out there. Pick and choose as you see fit.</p>
<p><strong>HTML Validator</strong><br />
<a title="Validate your code, knave." href="http://validator.w3.org/">http://validator.w3.org/</a></p>
<p>As you learn to develop, <em>start</em> with standards. Don&#8217;t learn to code incorrectly and then go fix it. The HTML Validator offered by the W3C (World Wide Web Consortium) will tell you what&#8217;s wrong with your code, and help you become a better developer as you begin to get an idea of why your code sucks so much. If you want to be a punk (and/or test my word), go ahead and run this site through the Validator. It validates XHTML 1.0 strict.</p>
<p>&#8220;But Why?&#8221; You might ask. Firstly, because I say so, and I&#8217;m awesome, but secondly, because as more and more people work with standards, and comply with standards, crappy browsers will die horrifically deserved deaths, and the world will rejoice, as stuff starts to look the same no matter what platform you&#8217;re viewing it on.</p>
<p><strong>XHTML Character Entities</strong><br />
<a title="&amp;nbsp; in your face." href="http://www.intuitive.com/coolweb/entities.html">http://www.intuitive.com/coolweb/entities.html</a></p>
<p>Sometimes when you&#8217;re writing out your code, you need to implement weird characters and such. This is one of about a million places you can go to find the code to write out these little weirdos.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-723" title="Moving on. What else?" src="http://josiahplatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/movingOn.jpg" alt=" movingOn" width="200" height="223" />Those are some pretty solid places to go for the basics of HTML, and beyond, but don&#8217;t forget to use your friend <a href="http://www.google.com">google.com</a> to find more. The interweb is your oyster, whatever the crunk that means. We&#8217;ll move on from HTML for now, and on to making it look pretty.<br />
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<p><strong>CSS</strong>: What is it? CSS stands for &#8220;Cascading Style Sheets,&#8221; and they are what you write and attach to your XHTML documents to make them look pretty. Style sheets are one of my happy-giggle-favorite things about modern web development. Gone are the days of ridiculous embedded styling. Now, with CSS, you can say, &#8220;Hey document, use this font.&#8221; And it will. And you only have to say it once.</p>
<p><strong>W3Schools (CSS)<br />
</strong><a href="http://www.w3schools.com/css/css_intro.asp">http://www.w3schools.com/css/css_intro.asp</a></p>
<p>Just like the HTML tutorial above, this is the W3C&#8217;s offering to the world on the basics of CSS. It&#8217;s a great place to start,<strong> </strong>and a solid place to learn all about the magical enchantment that<strong> </strong>CSS can be.<strong><br />
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<p><strong>CSS Basics</strong><br />
<a title="The Basics of CSS. Imagine that." href="http://www.cssbasics.com/">http://www.cssbasics.com/</a></p>
<p>CSS Basics is exactly what it sounds like. If you keep hearing about this &#8220;weird interwebs voodoo stylesheet&#8221; stuff, and want to know more, bookmark CSS Basics. It&#8217;s the perfect place for a measured approach to CSS.</p>
<p>I know this is a nerdy statement, but CSS is fun. Once you start writing it, and seeing it alter your content, if your heart isn&#8217;t filled with some measure of joy, I submit that you are a <a title="I have nothing else to say on this subject." href="http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/116000/116797_Nazi_Zombie.jpg">Nazi zombie</a>.</p>
<p><strong>Creating a CSS Layout From Scratch<br />
</strong><a href="http://www.subcide.com/tutorials/csslayout">http://www.subcide.com/tutorials/csslayout</a></p>
<p>This resource will actually guide you through building out a website from a pre-made design, including the basic HTML and CSS layout stuffs. Delicious. This is a really great place to go once you have a basic understanding of both HTML and CSS.</p>
<h5 class="inPostTitle&quot;">Design</h5>
<p>I really have to be careful with this one, as not only does &#8220;design&#8221; imply a million things, but some of the most amazing designers the world-round are hardcore university-educated ninjas. Design encompasses so much more than just something pretty to look at. You&#8217;ve got color psychology, typography, spacing, alignment, blah, bleh, and bloo, just to name a few. If you think you have a good eye for design, give it a shot, but please, for the love of humanity, ask someone you trust if your work sucks.</p>
<p>If you hear, &#8220;Yes. Yes it does suck. In fact, that <em>design</em> makes me want to dig my eyes out with a spoon.&#8221; Please, stop trying to implement your own designs until you&#8217;ve got some proven skill. I say this from experience. I hurt the world of actual design for years with my painful to look at, cringe-worthy &#8220;designs.&#8221;</p>
<p>Thankfully, my pal <a title="This man is a design Ninja. Sweet goodness." href="http://robo.to/charleswilliams">Charles Williams</a> came along side me, gave me some delicious stuff to code out, and at the same time, inspired me in my pursuit of actual design understanding. I&#8217;m by no means good at it, but I at least know how to avoid the suicide-inducing crap that I used to throw around.</p>
<p>That said, and with caution to the wind; here goes nothin&#8217;.</p>
<p><strong>Master Photoshop in Just One Week<br />
</strong><a title="Good gravy, this is awesome." href="http://elitebydesign.com/how-to-master-photoshop-in-just-one-week/">http://elitebydesign.com/how-to-master-photoshop-in-just-one-week/</a></p>
<p>Once again, the web shows it&#8217;s often amazing colors and offers up the basics of Photoshop that really are essential to using the most popular design software out there. Elite By Design is one of the many really awesome, and really free, resources out there for picking up some major knowledge with nothing more than your time. Here you will learn how to navigate the software, understand the interface, and do more than drop a color in the background like you usually do with MS Paint.</p>
<p><strong>Photoshop Hero<br />
</strong><a title="Seriously heroic." href="http://pshero.com/">http://pshero.com/</a></p>
<p>Once you have the basics of Photoshop down (a behemoth of an application), it&#8217;s time to start learning what you can actually do with all those bells, whistles, tools and goodies. This is one of a few tutorial sites that I&#8217;ll list here. I put PS Hero first, as the tutorials often lean towards the practical, and that&#8217;s generally a good way for me to learn.</p>
<p><strong>You Suck at Photoshop<br />
</strong><a title="The cure for what ails you (sucking at photoshop)." href="http://laughingsquid.com/you-suck-at-photoshop-by-donnie-hoyle/">http://laughingsquid.com/you-suck-at-photoshop-by-donnie-hoyle/</a></p>
<p>This guy is both educational and hilarious. I&#8217;m sharing this one primarily because you <em>do</em> suck at photoshop, and additionally because the humorous approach can help take away from the monotony of all this learning. Good techniques, and hilarious videos. I haven&#8217;t watched them all myself, so I apologize for any content that offends your mother.</p>
<p><strong>PSD Tuts<br />
</strong><a title="Help me. I can't design to save my life." href="http://psd.tutsplus.com/">http://psd.tutsplus.com/</a></p>
<p>This is a great place to go for tutorials and design news. I&#8217;ve listed this one, as they have some added bonuses for those of you willing to drop a little cash ($9 a month or $22 for 3 months), including exclusive tutorials, and most importantly the Photoshop files used in the tutorials themselves. Delicious.</p>
<p><strong>Designers Toolbox<br />
</strong><a title="You're not a designer yet. Toolbox." href="http://www.designerstoolbox.com/designresources/">http://www.designerstoolbox.com/designresources/</a></p>
<p>This is where I push you into something practical. The Designers Toolbox is a great place for dimensions of browsers, standard advertisements, and even business cards. Additionally, it has a ton of handy little Photoshop files containing web elements from different browsers. These can help make your otherwise crappy designs look pretty legit. Ok, I&#8217;m sorry for the continued mockery, I&#8217;m just assuming that if you&#8217;re actually new, you&#8217;re going to suck for awhile. Live with. Ok, I&#8217;m not really sorry.</p>
<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-746" title=" ninja" src="http://josiahplatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ninja.jpg" alt=" ninja" width="217" height="217" />I think I&#8217;ll end this little adventure with this; if you can discipline yourself and actually take the time to learn this information, you can honestly give yourself an excellent education with practical results. Those results are mostly in the form of cash from your future employers, who love all your 1337 web skillz.</p>
<p>Just remember me when you&#8217;re picking your teeth with diamond tipped toothpicks. I&#8217;m sorry for the slightly scattered nature of this post. There are a million other things I could say, and a million other places I could send you. Remember Google, remember coffee, and remember that you can genuinely become a ninja with just a little time and effort.</p>
<p>Also of note, I need to give a special shout-out to one <a title="Caleb. You are the man. And a man. Which is awesome." href="http://cabeeb.com">Caleb White</a>, best friend, and the man responsible for giving me <em>my</em> first push into the wide world of the web. When I was but 13 years of age, he came over and taught me the basics of HTML. Without that push, I would most likely be a gifted surgeon or famous actor. Thank you friend, for helping me become the man I am today.</p>
<p><strong>Update:</strong> I forgot to add that if anyone has any specific questions, or any specific areas of interest. Let me know. I really only scratched the surface on this stuff. There are too many good resources out there to post in a thousand entries, let alone one. I&#8217;m not an expert in every area of the web by any means, but I can most likely point you in the right direction, no matter where you&#8217;re headed.</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 17:02:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Space Game</title>
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		<title>Happy Earth Day</title>
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		<title>Not to Us</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2009/05/11/not-to-us/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 03:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pure and undefiled religion in the sight of our God and Father is this: to visit orphans and widows in their distress, and to keep oneself unstained by the world. James 1:27 (NASB) As many of you may know, due to my recent attacks to the interwebs, come June 12 through the 21st, I&#8217;ll be [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Pure and undefiled religion in the sight of  our  God and Father is this: to visit orphans and widows in their distress,  and  to keep oneself unstained by the world. <em>James 1:27 (NASB)</em></p></blockquote>
<p>As many of you may know, due to my recent attacks to the interwebs, come June 12 through the 21st, I&#8217;ll be on a trip to Cambodia to support a local ESL school and some Orphanages in the surrounding area. I&#8217;m not trying to be super-saint-man or anything by my <a href="http://support.josiahplatt.com">repeated assault</a> with this information, I&#8217;ve just been thinking about it a lot lately, and I wanted to share some of my self-realizations.</p>
<p>You may or may not know about my heart for missions, and just a desire to help people where they are in general, but it&#8217;s something that&#8217;s been a part of who I am for a long time now, and I&#8217;m really excited to have another chance to step out and spend my time and energy on things that matter far more than the things I usually fill my days with.</p>
<p>James 4:14 is a fairly powerful statement, and oh so thought-provoking: &#8220;<em>Yet you do not know what your life will be like tomorrow. You are  just  a vapor that appears for a little while and then vanishes away. (NASB)</em>&#8221; I&#8217;ve been really pressed with just how true that is of late, and I don&#8217;t want to waste my time. I read in a book recently that it&#8217;s very likely that in 50 years (give or take a few decades) everyone you know will be dead, and you will likely be forgotten. I&#8217;m not trying to be morbid, just tossing a little dose of reality out there.</p>
<p><img src="http://josiahplatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/broken1.jpg" alt=" broken1" title=" broken1" width="237" height="225" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-579" />The image on the left is more an accurate representation of the lack of fruit that I&#8217;ve produced with the majority of my life than it is to say anything about a want for finances.</p>
<p>I have been so blessed in my life with good jobs, marketable skills, and the often-used ability to either storm my way through almost anything, or use duct tape to boot-strap my way over  just about any hurdle I&#8217;ve come across.</p>
<p>The realization I&#8217;m facing lately is that it has all been for myself, and for just about nothing worthwhile.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t think for a moment that I&#8217;m moping around all &#8220;woe-is-me&#8221; with this action either. I&#8217;m just waking up a bit and realizing that I want to do more with my life.</p>
<p>I want to be in the middle of trying to gum my way through a delicious steak at the ripe old age of 50 (I wasn&#8217;t very good to my teeth, and didn&#8217;t age gracefully), and look back and be confident that I made a difference in lives around me, and in the lives of the less fortunate in the world, and you know what? I want to be confident that it wasn&#8217;t for me. That it wasn&#8217;t so I would be able to strut about telling you this or that, blah blah blah. </p>
<p>I want a life of purpose; a fruitful life, and I&#8217;ve decided that I&#8217;m going for it. By the grace of God, and with the help of like-minded people around me, I&#8217;m going to step out in confidence, nay(olde speak ftw), in <em>faith</em>, and live the life I know I&#8217;m called to.</p>
<p>I know this is a jumble of poorly[swiftly]-written word vomit, but it was on my mind. I&#8217;ll try and be a little more organized when I get the urge to attack you with a paradigm shift I&#8217;m experiencing.</p>
<p>For now, further up and further in.</p>
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		<title>Brett Shreds Face</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2009/05/11/brett-shreds-face/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 15:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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		<title>Crush The Castle</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2009/05/10/crush-the-castle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 18:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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		<title>Bubble Tanks 2</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2009/01/07/bubbletanks2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:50:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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		<title>Vance</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/12/12/vance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:44:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a little shout out to an old friend of mine, http://www.vancereeser.com/ &#8211; I guess I shouldn&#8217;t be a name-dropping idiot here and act like we&#8217;re close or anything, but I spent a bit of time with him at Camp Eagle way back in the day. The man is a ninja. Check out his stuff.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just a little shout out to an old friend of mine, <a href="http://www.vancereeser.com">http://www.vancereeser.com/</a> &#8211; I guess I shouldn&#8217;t be a name-dropping idiot here and act like we&#8217;re close or anything, but I spent a bit of time with him at Camp Eagle way back in the day. The man is a ninja. Check out his stuff.</p>
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		<title>Frisbee pwn4g3</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/10/21/frisbee-pwn4g3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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		<title>Meetup Eatup</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/10/15/meetup-eatup/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:34:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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		<title>Tasty Nectar</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/10/13/tasty-nectar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:18:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve written my first post for the Nectar Blog. For those of you not in the know, Nectar is the latest and greatest project I&#8217;m working on with my boyo&#8217;s. Check it out @ tastynectar.com &#8211; We launch November 3rd. w00t!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve written my first post for the <a href="http://tastynectar.com/blog/">Nectar Blog</a>. For those of you not in the know, Nectar is the latest and greatest project I&#8217;m working on with my boyo&#8217;s. Check it out @ <a href="http://tastynectar.com">tastynectar.com</a> &#8211; We launch November 3rd. w00t!</p>
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		<title>Gemcraft</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/10/12/gemcraft/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:34:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is one of the most addicting flash games I&#8217;ve played in a long time. The best way to describe it would be to call it a massive, detailed, fantasy-based <a href="http://josiahplatt.com/2008/05/21/desktop-tower-defense/">Desktop Tower Defense</a>. Glorious.</p>
<p>I apologize for how much time you&#8217;ll waste on this game if you get sucked into it. I really do.</p>

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		<title>Designers Toolbox</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/10/09/designers-toolbox/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:44:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the handiest sites ever developed, the Designers Toolbox, has a great collection of tools that a web designer will love. Many thanks to Charles for hooking me up.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of the handiest sites ever developed, the <a href="http://www.designerstoolbox.com/">Designers Toolbox</a>, has a great collection of tools that a web designer will love. Many thanks to <a href="http://www.vectorlunchbox.com">Charles</a> for hooking me up.</p>
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		<title>Action Day &#8217;08</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/10/08/action-day-08/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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		<title>Working at the &#8216;bucks</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/10/07/working-at-the-bucks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 05:39:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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		<title>Flip&#8217;n&#039;Jog</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/10/06/flipnjog/</link>
		<comments>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/10/06/flipnjog/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:22:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shelby Cook, of http://www.shelbmeister.com, issued a challenge that we try to Jog with our flips. Caleb White, of http://www.cabeeb.com and I couldn&#8217;t refuse.]]></description>
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Shelby Cook, of <a href="http://www.shelbmeister.com">http://www.shelbmeister.com</a>, issued a challenge that we try to Jog with our flips. Caleb White, of <a href="http://www.cabeeb.com">http://www.cabeeb.com</a> and I couldn&#8217;t refuse. </p>
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		<title>White Wedding</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/10/04/white-wedding/</link>
		<comments>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/10/04/white-wedding/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 05:13:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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		<title>Coffee Mistress</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/10/03/coffee-mistress/</link>
		<comments>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/10/03/coffee-mistress/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 21:23:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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		<title>Nectar Code Standarding</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/10/02/nectar-code-standarding/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:17:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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		<title>Birthday Extravaganza</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/10/01/birthday-extravaganza/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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		<title>Butt Punches</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/09/24/butt-punches/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 08:39:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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		<title>Nectar</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/09/18/nectar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 05:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My boyo&#8217;s at Fuor and I are phasing out the web devlopment and working on something new. Partnering up with new broseph Dave Onkels and long-time broseph Aaron Harp, we&#8217;re planning on taking over the world with our new project, Nectar. We recorded our first weekend of development for the sake of history. Enjoy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My boyo&#8217;s at <a href="http://www.fuor.de">Fuor</a> and I are phasing out the web devlopment and working on something new. Partnering up with new broseph <a href="http://www.daveonkels.com">Dave Onkels</a> and long-time broseph <a href="http://www.aaronharp.com">Aaron Harp</a>, we&#8217;re planning on taking over the world with our new project, <a href="http://www.tastynectar.com">Nectar</a>.</p>
<p>We recorded our first weekend of development for the sake of history. Enjoy.</p>
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		<title>WordPress for the iPhone</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/07/22/wordpress-for-the-iphone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:41:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a delicious (and much anticipated) move, Automattic has released an official iPhone WordPress application, allowing for the easy posting and editing of all your  blogging goodness. Download that action here.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In a delicious (and much anticipated) move, <a href="http://automattic.com/">Automattic</a> has released an official iPhone WordPress application, allowing for the easy posting and editing of all your  blogging goodness. <a href="http://iphone.wordpress.org/">Download that action here</a>.</p>
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		<title>What 9000!!!!!!!111</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/07/16/what-9000111/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I need to buy this shirt as soon as possible. I also recommend this one, this one, and this (one of my favorites of all time). Delicious.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I need to buy <a href="http://www.neighborhoodies.com/power-level-over-9000-p-255.html">this shirt</a> as soon as possible. I also recommend <a href="http://www.snorgtees.com/illbebach-p-468.html?osCsid=6b03f252d7d8fd8d4998585914c77657">this one</a>, <a href="http://www.torsopants.com/not-funny-shirts/hey-you-yeah-you-no-not-you-that-other-guy-do-you-like-tacos">this one</a>, and <a href="http://www.bustedtees.com/secondamendment">this (one of my favorites of all time)</a>. Delicious.</p>
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		<title>Web Quiz Meme Extravaganza Blog Post Unit</title>
		<link>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/07/09/web-quiz-meme-extravaganza-blog-post-unit/</link>
		<comments>http://josiahplatt.com/2008/07/09/web-quiz-meme-extravaganza-blog-post-unit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:54:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josiah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve all seen quizzes like these around the web. You&#8217;re all guilty of wasting 5 minutes of your time to find out if you would make a good bullet sponge at a hippie convention. I decided to swoop in and figure out some other details about myself that are equally as important. You never know [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ve all seen quizzes like these around the web. You&#8217;re all guilty of wasting 5 minutes of your time to find out if you would make a good bullet sponge at a hippie convention. I decided to swoop in and figure out some other details about myself that are equally as important. You never know when you&#8217;ll need to be sure about the length of time you can survive trapped in your home, or what your exact caffeine level is. This stuff is science, people. Science. Proceed to learn more about me that you thought you would in a lifetime. Click any of the result boxes to take the quiz yourself. I&#8217;d love to see how we measure up. This may be the most important blog post I&#8217;ve ever made. Try and keep up.</p>
<div class="holdMe"><a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/space_vacuum"><img src="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/space_vacuum_1_minute_29_seconds.jpg" alt="How long could you survive in the vacuum of space?" /></a></p>
<p class="floatMe">This is one of the more useful of these quizzes I deem meme. When I was a babe I was always stumbling out of airlocks. It&#8217;s handy to know exactly how long I could survive were it to happen again, even if I didn&#8217;t have that &#8220;can breathe in space&#8221; power I&#8217;ve come to love.</p>
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<div class="holdMe"><a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/robot"><img src="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/robot_pass_my_score_63.jpg" alt="Name That Robot" /></a></p>
<p class="floatMe">Be aware that as you take this test, you&#8217;re not only testing your knowledge as an expert on the world&#8217;s robots, but also increasing the suspicion that you are a robot yourself. Everyone knows that robots are familiar with each other. If you see anyone with a percentage higher than mine (I am obviously not a robot), be on the lookout for other potential evidence that supports them being a robot, such as denying the existence of robots, or the consumption of old people&#8217;s medicine. Also, if you&#8217;re afraid of robot attack, I recommend <a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/2340/saturday-night-live-old-glory">Old Glory Robot Insurance</a>.</p>
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<div class="holdMe"><a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/code"><img src="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/code_83.jpg" alt="Name That Code" /></a></p>
<p class="floatMe">Nothing says, &#8220;Hey everyone, I&#8217;m in the mood for social suicide,&#8221; like blatantly admitting you even know what a programming language is, let alone how many different languages you can visually identify. Even in today&#8217;s technically progressive world, the nerd is still a bit of a social outcast, having only recently climbed out of the &#8220;I don&#8217;t know what girls look like&#8221; pit and into the &#8220;circle circle dot dot&#8221; one. By my calculations, that puts us just above 4th graders, and likely in today&#8217;s <em>sexually</em> progressive world, behind a large portion of them. To draw your attention away from my this blight on my person, I direct your attention to <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_16373_patheticon-8-geek-conventions-god-never-intended.html">these people</a>. Not to trample on anyone&#8217;s hobbies or dreams, but holy crap, we need limits people.</p>
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<div class="holdMe"><a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/trapped"><img src="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/trapped_25_days.jpg" alt="How Long Could You Survive Trapped In Your Own Home?" /></a></p>
<p class="floatMe">Though this is handy to know, I&#8217;m not sure how accurate this test is, as I recently tried trapping myself in my apartment for 6 hours and nearly died. I think I might need to replace my A/C filter; I kinda thought the &#8220;Poisonous Shroud&#8221; brand might be a bit more than just an appealing name.</p>
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<div class="holdMe"><a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/cannibal_lunch"><img src="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/cannibal_lunch_14_cannibals.jpg" alt="How many cannibals could your body feed?" /></a></p>
<p class="floatMe">In case any of my ministerially-minded friends are considering a life of ministry to the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korowai">Korowai </a>tribe, I thought I&#8217;d include this one. I&#8217;m going to assume that the test is somehow aware of my lean build and took into account that they would likely turn me into strips of beef jerky. Hence the high-seeming number I could feed. I tell you, these quizzes are getting smarter every day.</p>
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<div class="holdMe"><a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/caffeine"><img src="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/caffeine_near_death__delusions_of_godlike_power.jpg" alt="The Caffeine Click Test - How Caffeinated Are You?" /></a></p>
<p class="floatMe">I&#8217;m going to take the rant path with this one and say that I dearly hope that God&#8217;s power is not limited to clicking a mouse at an extremely high rate of speed. I would have preferred something like &#8220;Dear God, someone call an ambulance&#8221; or &#8220;This person is in need of divine intervention, or he will die due to heart palpitations and brain explosion.&#8221;  That way you can bring God into it <em>and</em> more accurately classify a person with as much coffee in them as I often have.</p>
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<div class="holdMe"><a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/hate_myspace"><img src="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/hate_myspace_is_beyond_comprehension.jpg" alt="How Much Do You Hate Myspace?" /></a></p>
<p class="floatMe">The only reason I&#8217;m including this one is that expressing my actual opinion would be far too vulgar for the clean world wide web that we all live in and enjoy. I loathe myspace more than I can express with words. Some suggested reading, in case you desire more insight: <em>The Psychology of Hate</em> by Robert Sternberg (Ed.), <em>Hatred: The Psychological Descent into Violence</em> by Willard Gaylin, <em>Why We Hate</em> by Jack Levin, and <em>I Hate The Sydney Roosters</em> by Nick Politis. I will also take this time to once again recommend all my fellow Firefox users out there the best plugin yet made: <a href="https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/6067">Am I On Myspace?</a> You&#8217;re welcome.</p>
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<p class="floatMe">I was already aware that I can kick some serious ass, this test just confirms it. I could probably take out an entire classroom at just about any elementary school around. This is likely the most relevant quiz of all that I&#8217;ve listed here, as you never know when you&#8217;ll either need to reprimand a large group of 5 year olds (by kicking the sweet living crap out of them), <em>or</em> when a large <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp0HjSaBYEo">5 year old zombie uprising</a> might occur. Be ready my friends. Be ready.</p>
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