50 more balloon popping levels with some kickin’ new balloons, level types and weapons make this installment of Bloons the best yet. Remember that the game remembers you. Play a level now and come back later to play the next. Your progress will be saved as you go. I can’t tell you how much I love that feature. State-saving goodness in a flash game. Who’da thunk? Also of note is a new link in the game that takes to to a Bloons level builder, yet another way to waste some time. At least now you can contribute to the games. Productive?

To those of you that think this is cheap blogging, remember that I love flash games, and am just trying to share some of my favorite pieces of the web with you. Don’t be hatin’. Where else would you find these gems? Granted, you’d be better served to find your online gaming goodness at places like Kongregate like I do, but I’m assuming you non-gamer types don’t go looking for ways to waste a decade of your life away. I feel like this is just one small way I can share myself and my addictions with you all.

Enjoy.

I’m confused.

At any rate, those of you that enjoyed ‘Bloons’ are in for a treat, as I’ve decided to slap up the sexy sequel for your enjoyment.

That’s right, 50 more ridiculous level’s of balloon-popping goodness. Remember too that Bloon’s remembers you – any time you leave and come back, as long as you don’t clear your browser cache, you can pick up the game from the same level. That is hot, if I do say so myself (I do).

I may try to put together a wordpress arcade plugin if the time spent here playing these little beasts calls for it.

Gaming goodness after the jump.

Oh, also of note, we got that dart out of the ceiling, and I am no longer in any severe danger of a free brain exam.

Oh well.

Things have escalated, as they often tend to do ’round these parts, and a number of our darts have been altered with some very interesting modifications.

One modification in particular involves two long wall pins firmly taped to the tip of the dart, points roughly an inch and half off the former face of the projectile, in what can only be called the perfect recipe for a lawsuit.

The first test flight of the aforementioned dart of destruction was directly at my display. It managed to leave two noticeable holes in the dead center of the screen that wouldn’t be smoothed out for anything.

I got a new display. It’s better than my previous one, and as an aside, a lesson you can all learn is that breaking old things means you will immediately get newer better things to replace them with. No matter what.

Moving on, the -second- flight of this maniacally manufactured missile of madness went straight to the ceiling. I fired it, and in a stroke of brilliance decided to aim directly above my chair where it decided to come to rest. I should note here that we have one floor of space in a two story building. It’s not an easy thing to remove something from the ceiling here.

The dart now resides there, above my seat, waiting at comfortable leisure to fall from above and stab me in the brain. If this is my last post, I hope you all remember me well, and not as the moron who decided to strategically position a sharp, stabby weapon of death directly above his head.

In honor of this idiocy, I’ve posted one of the more entertaining flash games out there, called Bloons, for your enjoyment. I found it fitting, as in the game, you play a monkey that throws darts at things, hoping to win the prize, which in my lucky case is a fresh bag of mental disability.